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Statue Demotivational Poster

PAYBACK - It's a bitch.

WHEN YOU REALIZE - that violence is every were.... just another reason to say home

TAGS: statues mean
Rating: 3.87/5

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twill1962 - October 9, 2012, 11:51 am
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.
Kilted - August 11, 2012, 1:26 am
Well if they would stop blinking they would be fine
forseti - August 10, 2012, 10:08 am
"everywhere"?? "stay home"??? Sorry dude, it costs 5 seconds to check the spelling... And this is "da interwebs": it will stay FOREVER!

HEAT WAVE - Ellis Island

TAGS: statue of liberty
Rating: 4.5/5

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steve1961 - September 6, 2013, 7:13 pm
Ellis Island is considered part of the Statue of Liberty Monument in 1965...so I say-close enough.
NobodySpecial - July 2, 2012, 12:41 am
Funny that you still need a bikini when the original statue was going to be topless - well it was French!
btgeiser - July 1, 2012, 3:46 am
not bad for a 110 year old broad
MPsniper - June 30, 2012, 10:11 pm
should have been rejected for the error.
Iconoclast - June 30, 2012, 8:51 pm
And ......... she's not on Ellis Island. The Statue of Liberty is on Liberty Island. It's still a 5L poster.
Swampfox - June 30, 2012, 5:29 pm
Unfortunately she's not in that good of a shape.

KARMA - There will be days where your the pigeon and days where your the statue. When you feel like the statue, remember the day you were the pigeon. It probably has something to do with it.


TAGS: statue pigeon poop hammer time
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by spacedog

twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 10:21 am
It's hammer time! 5L!
Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:25 pm
LMAO, take that you shitting feathered flying rat! 5L
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:52 am
Excellent! Now if we could see the follow through...?
mariand - June 11, 2012, 6:56 pm

CRACK HEAD - What makes you ask?

MOST SHOCKING - When statues attack

TAGS: some statues will do anything
Rating: 4.04/5

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forseti - September 15, 2010, 4:34 am
"you looked at my sisters bare boobs?!?"
Claire - September 14, 2010, 10:42 pm
I'm just gonna take my stuffed K9 and go cry. (the sad thing is I actually own a remote control replica of K9...)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 9:41 pm
Really Claire. Those were the worst 2 episodes ever...and we're talking about a show that doesn't even try.
Claire - September 14, 2010, 8:49 pm
Don't blink.


GLOBAL WARMING - Yeah, it's gonna be that drastic.

TAGS: global warming statue liberty
Rating: 4.36/5

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Valek - January 4, 2012, 1:12 pm
FAP-worthy, stupid autocorrect.
Valek - January 4, 2012, 1:11 pm
For the first time ever, I am finding the Statue of Liberty cap-worthy...still needs an epic sized paper bag for the head though.
Ascetic - January 3, 2012, 9:21 pm
She is french, she should be topless.


TAGS: buddha statue islam
Rating: 2.76/5
Kulture Klub - November 2, 2009, 1:31 pm
Yeah, I'm not saying that's not a terrible act of cultural destruction, but so are these silly xenophobic posts.
stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:37 am
lincoln memorial was a tribute to buddha
Torkil The Destroyer - May 18, 2009, 12:04 pm
Dorm pranks gone wrong! They are going to FREAK when they see this shit!
who? me? - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
in terms of sculpting-you dont know if those sculptors were slaves. i mean-egypt anyone?
SteveSpoon - April 18, 2009, 11:43 am
oh man, that's messed up. That's like a crime against the world to destroy something like that. That thing represents the lifes work of probably hundreds of ancient sculptors. To tear it down because they were a different religion is just wrong.
.vsdofjoasdij - November 1, 2008, 11:35 pm
oh , if you ever played pince of persia sands of time you'll notice tis giant Buddha thing.
RnR - September 5, 2008, 5:38 am
It should read Before TALIBAN. Remember, we are NOT on a crusade against Islam. Besides, some more factual info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamyan
bozz - September 4, 2008, 9:50 pm
Saaad :(

WHY DOES WINTER SUCK SO MUCH? - Then again, with the Curse of a Permanent Double Facepalm, Everything in the World kinda sucks for me

MUSHROOMS - Do NOT eat the ones on Easter Island!

TAGS: magic mushrooms easter island statues
Rating: 3.39/5

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LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:20 pm
HEY!... Did any of you dumb-dumbs give me gum gum?

PRETENTIOUS ART - Just because no one understands you doesn't mean you're a genius.

TAGS: art pretension statue giant giants
Rating: 3.83/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:13 pm
More contrast and saturation towards the foreground, please.

INCOMPETENCE - "The erection of the new statue, I thought you said take a picture of the.... forget it..."


TAGS: statue of liberty freedom
Rating: 3.52/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:11 pm
this is* strangely...damn typos.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:10 pm
God, I just can't get a break today. Although, in a cosmic sort of way, this strangely fitting. You, Ron, have been a source of inspiration for me for a while now. Consider the new one an accidental tribute. lol
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:05 pm
RON - October 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
still better!


TAGS: certain quiet repose death statue
Rating: 4.76/5

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rodangol - January 22, 2012, 7:13 pm
Loli think that would make a better poster
Kilted - January 22, 2012, 12:34 pm
Don't blink.

DAMN! THAT MAKES ME MAD! - First, somebody steals my clothes, and then they paint my dinger red.

TAGS: statue naked wtf
Rating: 2.47/5

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daf - July 15, 2009, 3:47 pm
its in Norway, Oslo.
garth - June 19, 2009, 4:55 pm
haahaha does anybody know where this is?


TAGS: melancholy statue pigeon
Rating: 4.5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - April 4, 2011, 9:38 pm
The sad part is that it's happened a lot to me this past week. 5L


TAGS: corrected inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 12:28 pm
Ironically, this is a resubmission with a typo fixed...it's scored lower than the original. What is in that typo that people liked so much more?


TAGS: statue bird
Rating: 3.06/5

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DAMN FLY - I'll get you this time




TAGS: it s life sized she exclaimed speaking of course about the statue of the annoying florida quarterback
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - December 16, 2009, 11:15 am
now you've scarred me for life with the thought of Tebow on TiVo. 5 gator haters

IT WAS A PACKAGE DEAL - Fortunately, they put Lady Liberty's younger brother Myron in East Topeka

TAGS: statue of liberty
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 8:48 pm



TAGS: inspiration day america statue of liberty nice pair of legs fresh perspective
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:33 am
I wonder if they would let me resubmit this.
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:32 am
Damn typos...my mortal foes.
Player_Meyer - October 12, 2009, 10:30 am
Looked upon *BY* millions... Clever poster though... 4L
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 10:19 am
No worries. You can't win them all, right? Well...you can. lol
Arrogant Knight - October 12, 2009, 10:17 am
Sorry about the other poster, Mr. B. I thought it was great, if that helps at all.


TAGS: drama queens unite and we will all wear really cool tiaras just like the statue of liberty
Rating: 3.16/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 1:03 pm
Oh god, I just made the terrible mistake of reading some older comments of WTFO. So dickish. Accusing me of bowing down to Obama. Lame. Obama's not Bush. That's as close as I get to praising him for anything.
thatonechick - October 16, 2009, 12:42 pm
So you're telling me we DON'T have unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done?!? 60+ hour work weeks here... I must be a millionaire!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:20 pm
That's the best kind of racism ... and where the hell do you get racism from in relation to this poster?
rockntractor - October 16, 2009, 1:21 am
so racism is okay if it is against whites!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:44 pm
Your bowing down to a President that isn't even yours and has created a trade war with your country is what is tedious here. It's sad too.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:43 pm
according to work done. --Now, number 1 and 3 apply in the US through this Congress and White House. Instead of lecturing others about what a word means, you should buy a dictionary. BTW, this is a politfake since you are attacking others for politics.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:41 pm
2b. a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state. 3. a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:40 pm
Sean, Per Webster: SOCIALISM; 1. any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or govt ownership and admin of means of production and distribution of goods. 2a. a system of society or group living where there is no private property.
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:46 pm
Thanks for the compliment but I can't claim this to be an anti-politifake. And I'm not adamantly opposed to politifakes, but they tend to be annoyingly artless. I mean c'mon, making a poster out of a political cartoon. And echoing, that point? Derrrr.
KDP3 - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Only Sean can make the best anti politfakes 5 Lions/Monkeys
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Question: who do socialist governments tax? (please note that I am using the word "socialist" correctly.)
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
Wow yer tedious. And would it hurt you to look up the word socialist?
Rollseyes - September 10, 2009, 10:54 pm
Oh yeah, resistance to socialist dogma simply MUST be because people are just racist. Not because socialism has FAILED wherever it has been tried. No thank you.

DAMN! THAT MAKES ME MAD. - Somebody stole my clothes again.

HERE'S TO YOU... - Mister "totally awesome fake statue guy" Bask in his regal Bodacity!!!


TAGS: motivational poster mime statue
Rating: 2.28/5

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bob chin - July 10, 2008, 9:11 am
Jimmy has never looked so hard, even if he once lusted in his heart

Procrastination Nation -

TAGS: skater statue bill murray caddyshack 1440
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 8:27 am
Well this is my morning laugh. Somehow I knew this was from that wonder dog, quadruped of the great beyond. 5L

STATUE OF DONNIE - David's fashion conscious brother

TAGS: david statue
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:27 pm
Just couldn't resist 5LOL'ing at that one.
ughomer - December 1, 2012, 12:04 pm
gud 1 - 5L

SUFFERING REMAINS SUFFERING - Even when bronzed, even when turned into art, there is no real consolation.

TAGS: civil war statue memory death
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 2:45 pm
Great Stuff,Keep It Going 5L


TAGS: museum statue idle idol thoughts
Rating: 4.54/5

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FatherTyme - June 24, 2011, 5:50 pm
Aggie, sounds to me like you speak from experience :)
agdaniele - March 21, 2011, 8:56 am
Ain't it the truth!





LOST - i think we took a wrong turn somewhere near Florida.

RELIGION IS MAKE SENSES. - My God Will beat your God.

TAGS: worship statue is non sense
Rating: 1/5

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R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 5:33 pm
...?... I stagger at the thought of even typing W...T...F... Wheew.
tmac13 - January 1, 2010, 11:05 pm
I can proudly say I was the first to give this a 1L. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot
phydeaux - January 1, 2010, 10:30 pm
Well Agdaniele...you hit the bullseye there for sure...a HUGE WTF?!?!
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 9:35 pm
Why did I approve this? Because I don't think Woody should corner the market on "huh?"

LiquidAngel -

TAGS: motifaker liquidangel tribute drunk statue
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2016, 10:34 am
Thank you!
concern3 - February 23, 2016, 10:25 am
Nice a funny one a 5er


The Call -

Thanks A Bunch -

Morning After -

TAGS: some days you re the statue
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

concern3 - April 9, 2016, 3:43 am
I'm going to call you butter, cause you're on a roll. UP yours
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 9:20 pm
LOL nice.


TAGS: statue art model sculpture goddess
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 2:09 pm
I like BBWs...
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 1:43 pm
I’m not to sure about meeting the model???? She must at least 12 feet tall

Hard times at the museum -

TAGS: statue bust nipple tease
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 2, 2017, 5:45 am
very funny, UP yours

Ism News: Student Stuck -

TAGS: student stuck statue ism news
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 28, 2014, 1:37 pm
Bless you, Now that I know the important news, I can go work in my shop.

Breath -

TAGS: breath stone statue
Rating: 4.33/5

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mizzdizz - June 29, 2015, 1:40 am
Does this patient have a 'do not resuscitate' order? Rigor mortis has set in and the patient is stone cold. This is a coronor's case. Who's the farging idiot that called 911? ROTFL from the darkside, JW! 5L!!!!! LUUUUV it!!!!

Foresight -

TAGS: brazil jesus statue peace pun
Rating: 4.17/5

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GaryO - January 7, 2015, 6:57 pm
I've wondered about that